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Where did it all go wrong? Can it be put right? All relationships need a little injection of spice to keep the fires burning. Our sexual position suggestions are far more modern than the Kama Sutra and you can be sure you won t have tried them all before. SUDOKU STYLE: Do positions 1 to 9 from the Kama Sutra without duplicating any number in her box. ENGLAND STYLE: Cover their face with the Union Jack and think of England. PAINTBALL STYLE: From a distance, using your weapon of choice, fire random blobs at her. BLACK WIDOW STYLE: A lot of fun but someone gets killed. MCDONALD STYLE: Scream I m lovin it whilst probing her McFlurry. GARDENERS STYLE: Plant your seed and watch her belly grow. SAS STYLE: Hide naked in a bush and catch her unawares. CONTORTIONIST STYLE: Get as much of you as you can in her box. MADONNA STYLE: Stick 2 ice cream cones on your breasts and act like a virgin. MATRIX STYLE: Simultaneously jump into the air and try to copulate whilst in mid air. Best done in slo …

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