Posts Tagged “Matrix Style”
Jul
04
2009
Sexual Positions - There Is More Than One You KnowPosted by: Mr.Admin in Gymnastic Sites and The Best ArticlesWhere did it all go wrong? Can it be put right? All relationships need a little injection of spice to keep the fires burning. Our sexual position suggestions are far more modern than the Kama Sutra and you can be sure you won t have tried them all before. SUDOKU STYLE: Do positions 1 to 9 from the Kama Sutra without duplicating any number in her box. ENGLAND STYLE: Cover their face with the Union Jack and think of England. PAINTBALL STYLE: From a distance, using your weapon of choice, fire random blobs at her. BLACK WIDOW STYLE: A lot of fun but someone gets killed. MCDONALD STYLE: Scream I m lovin it whilst probing her McFlurry. GARDENERS STYLE: Plant your seed and watch her belly grow. SAS STYLE: Hide naked in a bush and catch her unawares. CONTORTIONIST STYLE: Get as much of you as you can in her box. MADONNA STYLE: Stick 2 ice cream cones on your breasts and act like a virgin. MATRIX STYLE: Simultaneously jump into the air and try to copulate whilst in mid air. Best done in slo … Tags: Black Widow, Blobs, Breasts, England Style, Fires, Gardeners, Ice Cream Cones, Kama Sutra, Madonna Style, Matrix Style, Mid Air, Paintball, Plant Your Seed, Sas, Scream, Sexual Position, Sexual Positions, Slo, Spice, Weapon Of Choice |
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