” Did you know that it is a proven scientific fact that when you lie like that your tongue grows two millimeters longer? Keep this up and eventually you may have to wrap your tongue around your neck like a scarf to keep from stepping on it. The world seems a much better place an hour or so later when you are at the gym working on your double twist. After giving it your best you are rewarded for the effort by standing up three double fulls in a row. The coach claps you on the back and says, “Well, I guess it’s time we moved you up into the advanced optional group. Will you be able to make workout on the additional days the advanced optional group works out?” Of course you answer, “Yes!” At the end of the workout you can’t wait to tell your mom all about it. As you are changing into your clothes you notice the coach has already gone over to talk to your mom about the extra workout days and for some reason he does not look happy. Your mother is showing the coach a note from your school te …
Tags: Clothes, Coach, Double Twist, Extra, Fulls, Homework, Mom, Optional Group, Reason, Scarf, Tongue, Workout













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